Decius wrote:
] This is probably the scariest Microsoft related footage that I
] have ever seen. Its called Dance Monkey Boy.

shit... I'd be jumping around like that too if:

a) I'm worth ~$10B
b) I didn't do anything to earn it other than hang around some other smart people I knew
c) I didn't even have to put up with said smart people teasing me for years and years about how I suck, I'm stupid, and I don't actually do anything, because they thought I added 'credibility'
d) I'M WORTH ~$10B!!!
e) the smartest guy in the group has to give me his job and step aside because he's considered 'too smart' for his own good
f) did I mention I'm worth ~$10B??? That's $10,000,000,000.00 mutha fucker!
g) despite the fact that I'm out of breath and barely standing after such a paltry outrage, I could have any woman in here.
h) I could make every mistake possible, not show up for 10 years, AND act like a flaming idiot, and the company I run would still dominate the entire business world

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