Well, if you needed a reason to get upset about the highly expensive (but thoroughly efficient) strip-search machines the TSA has deployed, look no further!.

Apparently travelers caught an employee at DEN fapping while operating the scanner. *facemelt*

The nerve of some people... couldn't he have just taken copies of the pictures home with him like everyone else does?

...and if you still think their system for mindlessly avoiding blame at all costs is working... check my next link.