Howdy, fucks!
In today's installment of this wonderful little webjournal, I am gonna give you something special. What is it, you ask? Well, I am glad you wanna know! I now present to you the RIAA's phone number, so that you can call them and let them know what a wonderful job you think they are doing! So kids, go to your parent's phone, pick it up and dial these digits:

(202) 775-0101

Then feel free to tell the asshole who answers anything your little heart desires! No thanks necessary!