Scientists working at a British laboratory have achieved one of the most controversial breakthroughs ever made in the field of stem cell science by taking cells from dead embryos and turning them into living tissue.

Dear. Freakin'. Lord.

Are you happy Fundies? This is what happens when you erect artficial boundaries -- someone comes up with a way around that's much more horrific than anyone thought was possible. Zombie stem cells! The Legions Of The Undead Are Upon Us!

Now, with Undead Stem Cells