What a Precious Moment.

Lord Bless the Defender of Freedom!!

] The Gates foundation has pledged $US60 million ($99.4
] million) to spur the development of a cream that women
] could use to protect themselves from HIV.
]
] The foundation says that more than condoms and a vaccine
] are needed to prevent AIDS.

Yes! I've been looking all day for an April Fool's Day news article!

Gates pledges $99m to develop anti-HIV cream - smh.com.au

Very funny stuff, here.

The top 100 April Fool's Day hoaxes of all time

] Various statistics from the war.

forget about CNN... this is all you need.

IRAQ-O-METER

] Bryan Piper loves vegetables, but a little surprise in a
] can of peas may have changed his diet forever. Piper was
] eating a bowl of canned Kroger garden-variety sweet peas
] when he found something else from the garden. Half way
] through the bowl, he noticed an object that didn't look
] right. A frog, not much bigger than a pea, was looking
] back at him.

You can find the pictures at: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-frog-peas2.htm
It's true. And it's gross.

Canning Mistake

] HOW TO AVOID BEING A BULLY
]
] Do not write e-mails in capital letters
]
] Put some pleasantries in your e-mail
]
] Communicate face to face with people sitting near you
]
] Use copy fields sparingly and appropriately
]
] Sarcasm does not work in e-mails
]
] Never write anything you would not like to see stored by
] your company
]
] Reflect on what you have written before sending

E-mail bullying on the rise

] There used to be more sailors. That was before they left
] for the war on Iraq.

It's so true... this town's more dead and deserted than usual. Less traffic, shorter waits at the restaurants, LESS TRAFFIC... less of a wait to get on the base...

Drained of sailors, life goes on in Navy town

] Former Vice President Al Gore was elected Wednesday to
] the board of Apple Computer Inc.
]
] Gore, who popularized the ``information superhighway'' as
] vice president and helped secure money to build the
] Internet as a congressman, praised chief executive Steve
] Jobs and other Apple executives for making the computer
] company ``once again the very best in the world.''

Gore Joining Board of Apple Computer

] Furthermore, videos with words such as "bomb", "missile",
] "war" or other sensitive words in the artist or song
] title should not be shown at the moment.
]
]
] Examples include:
]
] Outkast "B.O.B (Bombs over Baghdad)" - song title may
] offend.
]
] Radiohead "Invasion" - song title may offend.
]
] Megadeth "Holy Wars" - song title may offend.
]
] Gavin Friday "You, Me and World War Three" - song title
] may offend.
]
] B-52s videos.

I know I've been linking to internalmemos.com a lot lately.. BUT....

] A man who pleaded guilty to aggravated assault had an
] additional six months tacked onto his eight-year sentence
] after he mooned the judge.

It's Texas.. I'm surprised the judge didn't get pissed off enough to give him the death penalty.

Defendant moons Texas judge