" The survey of 2,500 Britons, by organizers of the Erotica 2002 festival, said 23 percent of men claimed to have faked an orgasm, compared to 56 percent of women."

How the hell can a MAN fake an orgasm???? And how stupid are the women who fall for that!?

23% of British men surveyed have faked an orgasm!?

Yet another reason to throw away your cable box.

Do you think you're sexy?

All I got was rain and wind and cold. This state's not that big. You'd think some of the ice storm would hit the shore. But no interesting weather ever hits the shore. I learned that from living at the Jersey Shore for 24 years.

Ice storm!!!

He's full of shit. He's just trying to get off easy. That's the same thing I'd say if I got picked up for something like that. "Oh the evil video game taught me that it's okay to steal cars".

The bad kids ruin the fun for everybody.

Teen says game inspired crime spree

Believe it or not, we went camping in Maryland at this time last year (it was REALLY warm!)and we woke up at about 3am to watch this meteor shower, and it was absolutely unreal. So if you get a chance, see it this year too, it's an amazing experience. Go somewhere dark. It was really incredible last year, and it should be pretty good this year too.

Leonids 2002: the Last Hurrah

What the hell is up with Krispy Kreme?!!?!?!?

Krispy Kreme to fill hole in N.J. culinary landscape

Yet another gem from my local paper.

Who drives 100 miles to buy doughnuts?

Good. They're tremendously overpriced and they overexposed my prints.

Mystic Color Lab Closing Down

"According to Cassidy, re-badging will take several weeks."

HAHAHAHA!!!!
Nothing around here takes "several weeks".

Yay!!! New Badges!!!

What the hell is wrong with parents these days? This is why I changed my major in college. No more teaching. I can't stand kids because I can't stand their goddamned stupid parents. So psychology is it now. Find out what the hell is wrong with kids these days. Guess what? It's their parents.
Where'd the kid get the alcohol, lighter fluid, and video camera? If his parents were keeping an eye on him, he wouldn't have made it out of the house with that stuff without getting questioned. Yeah I know he's 15, and yeah I know we did stupid shit back then too, and it sounds cliche' but it's true: times have changed..
I'll tell you a little story about how stupid parents can be, not because it has anything to do with this dumbass kid doing a "Jackass" stunt and burning the shit out of himself, but because it's funny and I'll use any excuse to tell it..
When my boyfriend was about 12 or 13, he bought an assload of fireworks from a friend. Well he set some off in the backyard and his parents came home early and found him exploding things. His parents decided that the best way to teach him a lesson was to BURY THE FIREWORKS IN THE BACKYARD. -HELLO-... they'll DE-STABILIZE. So now that he's moved away from home, his parents are left with a shitload of explosives in the backyard, just waiting to detonate. Any day now.. it's been like 12 years... Now that's parenting!!!!
My point is, kids these days are out of control and parents aren't helping. They're just turning a blind eye to the things their kids are doing. "My kid tried this because he saw it on TV".. Teach your kid the difference between fantasy, stupidity, and reality, and maybe your kid wouldn't pull that stupid crap. Oh, and while you're at it, KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR CHILDREN.

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