] "We want respect," said Vivian, 27, who has worked at
] the Lusty Lady, in San Francisco's touristy North Beach
] district, for a year and a half.

Nation's only unionized peep show workers picket

] "Sodomy is defined as abnormal sex, in some states
] including anal and oral sex. Nine states ban consensual
] sodomy for everyone: Alabama, Florida, Idaho, Louisiana,
] Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Utah and
] Virginia. In addition, Texas, Kansas, Missouri and
] Oklahoma punish only homosexual sodomy."

just so you know.

the moral of this story is: always lock your doors.

Supreme Court agrees to hear homosexual sex case

] "New York City officials will fly to the Bahamas on
] Wednesday for a "fact-finding mission" to determine
] whether retired cruise ships could be used to house the
] growing number of homeless people, a spokesman for the
] Department of Homeless Services said. "

Throw a TV camera in there and we've got ourselves a reality show, baby!!!

The Ultimate Homeless Shelter

Here is what hicks do in their spare time! Don't worry.. the evil rattlesnake was killed when one of this guy's buddies stomped on it with his cowboy boot. Yee-hah!

Rattlesnake kiss lands man in hospital

Last December, some friends and I went to NYC to see a show, and while walking around in Times Square, came across dozens of vendors selling postcards relating to the destruction, complete with "wish you were here" type of wording on the front. I'll bet the same people that came up with the postcards also dreamed up the trading cards.

9/11 trading cards to go on sale for holidays

"Edward Palmer, PhD, a professor of psychology at Davidson College, said many of the products advertised by the mass media can be psychologically or physically harmful to children and are often items children do not need and cannot afford."
Seems to me, advertising holds the same evils for adults. We don't need and can't afford half the shit they advertise..

Personally, I find douche commercials psychologically harmful..

And this is how it should be...

In the eternal war between the sexes, the lady side-blotched lizard wins it all...