Imagine how i feel.....my name has haunted me all my life and my mum used to punish me by readfing me tomato murdering stories. I used to wake up and see tomatoes looming over my bed........then i realized it was my mum! seriously, this website is the funniest thing i have ever seen!!! TOMATOES!!! yeh cos they have minds of their own, right, and they're out to kill everyone and take over the world!!!! and my mum has a red car (a beetle) which i cant even sit in. im going to go and leek my soul out to my teddy bear now.....urgh leeks. just as bad as tomatoes. and onions. they are all out to rule. watch your back!!!

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