IconoclasT wrote:
] Washington, DC - In an effort to reduce the federal
] deficit, President Bush announced today that all Americans
] must work weekends at Wal-Mart.
]
] The retail giant has agreed to absorb the $2.4 trillion
] deficit in return for Americans providing free labor. Bush,
] who now calls himself the “Store Manager in Chief”, called the
] program “another bold step in our efforts to privatize the US
] government.”
] Wal-Mart will pay one dollar towards the deficit for every
] hour an American is locked in a store and forced to stack
] boxes. “If every American gives up just 20 hours every
] weekend,” said Bush “we will erase the deficit in nine short
] years.”
Do we really want Bush working at walmart? Do you think he could do the "greeter" job justice? I personally don't know how I feel about doing 20 hours at walmart, there are some really sketchy people working at the mart :)

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