IconoclasT wrote:
] Washington, DC - In an effort to reduce the federal
] deficit, President Bush announced today that all Americans
] must work weekends at Wal-Mart.
]
] The retail giant has agreed to absorb the $2.4 trillion
] deficit in return for Americans providing free labor. Bush,
] who now calls himself the “Store Manager in Chief”, called the
] program “another bold step in our efforts to privatize the US
] government.”
] Wal-Mart will pay one dollar towards the deficit for every
] hour an American is locked in a store and forced to stack
] boxes. “If every American gives up just 20 hours every
] weekend,” said Bush “we will erase the deficit in nine short
] years.”
Do we really want Bush working at walmart? Do you think he could do the "greeter" job justice? I personally don't know how I feel about doing 20 hours at walmart, there are some really sketchy people working at the mart :)

biochik007 wrote:
] IconoclasT wrote:
] ] Washington, DC - In an effort to reduce the federal
] ] deficit, President Bush announced today that all Americans
] ] must work weekends at Wal-Mart.
] ]
] ] The retail giant has agreed to absorb the $2.4 trillion
] ] deficit in return for Americans providing free labor. Bush,
] ] who now calls himself the “Store Manager in Chief”, called
] the
] ] program “another bold step in our efforts to privatize the
] US
] ] government.”
] ] Wal-Mart will pay one dollar towards the deficit for every
] ] hour an American is locked in a store and forced to stack
] ] boxes. “If every American gives up just 20 hours every
] ] weekend,” said Bush “we will erase the deficit in nine
] short
] ] years.”
] Do we really want Bush working at walmart? Do you think he
] could do the "greeter" job justice? I personally don't know
] how I feel about doing 20 hours at walmart, there are some
] really sketchy people working at the mart :)

Bush apologized for letting the deficit so large. “Gosh,” he said, “I had no idea we were frittering away so much money. I must have missed a cabinet meeting or something.” Bush will be taking other steps to reduce the deficit, including the elimination of the Department of Transportation. “What the hell do they do anyway?” he asked.

--- How many zero's in trillion? --Bush

w1ld wrote:
] biochik007 wrote:
] ] IconoclasT wrote:
] ] ] Washington, DC - In an effort to reduce the federal
] ] ] deficit, President Bush announced today that all Americans
]
] ] ] must work weekends at Wal-Mart.
] ] ]
] ] ] The retail giant has agreed to absorb the $2.4 trillion
] ] ] deficit in return for Americans providing free labor.
] Bush,
] ] ] who now calls himself the “Store Manager in Chief”, called
]
] ] the
] ] ] program “another bold step in our efforts to privatize the
]
] ] US
] ] ] government.”
] ] ] Wal-Mart will pay one dollar towards the deficit for every
]
] ] ] hour an American is locked in a store and forced to stack
] ] ] boxes. “If every American gives up just 20 hours every
] ] ] weekend,” said Bush “we will erase the deficit in nine
] ] short
] ] ] years.”
] ] Do we really want Bush working at walmart? Do you think he
] ] could do the "greeter" job justice? I personally don't know
] ] how I feel about doing 20 hours at walmart, there are some
] ] really sketchy people working at the mart :)
]
] Bush apologized for letting the deficit so large. “Gosh,” he
] said, “I had no idea we were frittering away so much money. I
] must have missed a cabinet meeting or something.” Bush will
] be taking other steps to reduce the deficit, including the
] elimination of the Department of Transportation. “What the
] hell do they do anyway?” he asked.
]
] --- How many zero's in trillion? --Bush

Bush can't spell trillion, much less tell you how many zero's are in it. Oh wait, his answer is umm one O in a trillion :)