w1ld wrote:
] biochik007 wrote:
] ] IconoclasT wrote:
] ] ] Washington, DC - In an effort to reduce the federal
] ] ] deficit, President Bush announced today that all Americans
]
] ] ] must work weekends at Wal-Mart.
] ] ]
] ] ] The retail giant has agreed to absorb the $2.4 trillion
] ] ] deficit in return for Americans providing free labor.
] Bush,
] ] ] who now calls himself the “Store Manager in Chief”, called
]
] ] the
] ] ] program “another bold step in our efforts to privatize the
]
] ] US
] ] ] government.”
] ] ] Wal-Mart will pay one dollar towards the deficit for every
]
] ] ] hour an American is locked in a store and forced to stack
] ] ] boxes. “If every American gives up just 20 hours every
] ] ] weekend,” said Bush “we will erase the deficit in nine
] ] short
] ] ] years.”
] ] Do we really want Bush working at walmart? Do you think he
] ] could do the "greeter" job justice? I personally don't know
] ] how I feel about doing 20 hours at walmart, there are some
] ] really sketchy people working at the mart :)
]
] Bush apologized for letting the deficit so large. “Gosh,” he
] said, “I had no idea we were frittering away so much money. I
] must have missed a cabinet meeting or something.” Bush will
] be taking other steps to reduce the deficit, including the
] elimination of the Department of Transportation. “What the
] hell do they do anyway?” he asked.
]
] --- How many zero's in trillion? --Bush

Bush can't spell trillion, much less tell you how many zero's are in it. Oh wait, his answer is umm one O in a trillion :)

RE: BBSPOT: All Americans Must Work Weekends at Wal-Mart