fractal wrote:
] SmartKlamp: Single-Use, Automatic Circumcisions
]
] filed under gadgetsI'm all for the future. I mean, look at
] where you're at, who you're talking to. I like the future so
] much that I even like the past's futures, futures that were
] planted with love but never quite formed into a fully
] blossoming flying cars or whatever. But in the future, as I'm
] lounging around with my dome open, instructing technicians to
] lift my brain onto a substrate of pure electrical joy, I will
] never, ever, ever let a robot cut my dick. I might have sex
] with a robot, that's fine; looking forward to it, actually.
] But at no point will I be placing my penis into a tube filled
] with knives.

That is so non kosher.. and uncool too!