] We've entered a time of wars and rumors of wars. Threats
] of terrorism and mass destruction have filled the world
] with fear and brought us perilously close to worldwide
] conflict.
] From Love Comes Peace: The Power of Self-Love
] There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings
] of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed
] confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love
] and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.
] However, any real love must start from within. You can't
] love others without loving yourself first. And, of
] course, masturbation is the greatest expression of
] self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the
] world, are joining together to masturbate for peace!

I'm going to start tonight!

] Touch your sack, not Iraq

] Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your
] own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love
] and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please
] fill out the petition below and tell us how you intend to
] masturbate for peace. We will share the most thoughtful
] petitions on this site.

Aka:

] Rub your snake for peace's sake
] War's for squares, play downstairs
] Stop war now, milk your cow
] When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.
] Down with war, stroke some more
] War is cruel - flog your mule
] Don't attack - play with Jack
] Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
] My pussy doesn't meow, it roars -- for peace.
] Give your Bush the finger!
] For peace to work, you need to jerk
] War is heinous, thumb your anus
] You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
] War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
] War is wrong, whack your schlong.
] My 'friendly fire' harms no-one
] Palms Not Bombs
] I'm going blind for Mankind
] War is silly, whack your willy
] Think globally, whack locally
] (Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)

Um.. Sure, why not? This gets wacky points I guess..

Don't wait, cum now! Hurry before its all "handed" out! Give the finger to bush for peace!