] We've entered a time of wars and rumors of wars. Threats
] of terrorism and mass destruction have filled the world
] with fear and brought us perilously close to worldwide
] conflict.
] From Love Comes Peace: The Power of Self-Love
] There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings
] of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed
] confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love
] and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.
] However, any real love must start from within. You can't
] love others without loving yourself first. And, of
] course, masturbation is the greatest expression of
] self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the
] world, are joining together to masturbate for peace!

I'm going to start tonight!

Masturbate for Peace: Using Masturbation to End War