] Swanson, producers of some of the world's fattiest TV
] dinners, is seeking to take over the breakfast market
] with a new line of microwaveable morning meals. It's
] called the 'Hungry Man All Day Breakfast,' and it's
] threatening to turn people into manatees.

Ironically, you probably eat more when you're at Pancake Pantry.

The Worst Breakfast Ever.