If it didn't already exist, someone would have to create it.

Pink Steel

] Cable-television prices rose 8.2 percent during the year
] ending July 1, 2002, an increase five-and- a-half times
] the rate of inflation during that period, the U.S.
] Federal Communications Commission said.

hmm...

1 economy in toilet
2 FCC willing to let competition die
3 ???
4 PROFIT!

Cable prices rise 8.2 percent, topping inflation, agency says

] Marshall Mathers III bought the Floridian traditional
] estate on six acres, replete with heated marble floors
] and Honduras mahogany paneling, for close to $4.8
] million. That's about $1 million less than the original
] asking price, Oakland County land records show. The deal
] closed Feb. 6.

I find it ironic that Em chose to buy the Kmart CEO's home.

I remember when this house was being built. It was the largest home I had ever seen at the time. I couldn't fathom why anyone would need that much space.

Eminem buys ex-Kmart CEO's estate for $4.8 million

Spike Lee sued Viacom over their proposed rebranding of the cable network, TNN, to "Spike TV". I swear, if anybody even so much as thinks about "nox tv", I'm on them like R. Kelly on a school bus.

Spike Lee's head has just officially gotten stuck in the Holland tunnel.

] Hello and welcome. My name is St. Peter, I am your
] webmaster and tour guide on the official God web site. If
] you have any questions or concerns about God,
] Christianity or any events that have happened in the last
] 2000 years please feel free to drop me a line at
] stpeter@bentsoup.com

This is heaven

] Beer Church
]
] The Largest Unorganized Religion in the World!
]
] Making the world a better place, one beer at a time.
]
] For each and every one of you, your own appreciation of
] beer is something deeply personal. The appreciation of
] Beer is also something that is universal. Beer Church is
] about the relationship of the two; your personal
] affection for beer, and humanity's overwhelming love of
] Beer. Beer Church is a celebration of Beer (with a
] capital "B"). Beer Church represents the "something
] larger than yourself" to which you belong by virtue of
] your very personal love for beer. Beer Church is about
] the one thing that we all have in common, regardless of
] all of our other differences. Something we all believe
] in. Beer.
]
] Any gender, any sexual preference, any nationality, any
] shoe size or hair style; beer drinkers of the world are
] all part of something much larger than themselves. They
] are part of a loosely connected, diverse social group of
] countless individuals all around the world, with at least
] one thing in common. Beer. And sure, someone might be
] able to say the same thing about cheese, or coffee, or
] many other things, but we didn't. We said it about beer.
] And because you know the difference, you are one of us.
] You are Beer Church.
]
] At last count, Beer Church has over 40,000 registered
] members from 26 different countries around the world.

Beer Church

] You'll really make a statement in this unique bra made
] with soft little silicone kisses. A fun alternative to
] the madonna style cone bra which can be hard and
] standoffish, the texture and touch ability of silicone is
] irresistible.

I just couldn't resist, this is too funny.

Spiky Bra - your sexy accessory

There are now 16 versions of the star wars kid video, include a Terminator and Matrix version. Enjoy.

All your star wars kid are belong to us

They are sexy you fool!!!!

Why women have breasts

] IT was the hairdo that almost cost a hairdresser her
] life. Heidelberg hairdresser Luul Jimale thought she had
] done a reasonable job of trying to redden Farhia Ali
] Mohamud's jet-black hair one Friday last year.
]
]
] But after a weekend of phone insults, the irate customer
] returned to her shop on the Monday morning and stabbed Ms
] Jimale 14 times.

The Sunday Mail QLD: Stabbed 14 times over a hairdo [11jun03]