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Kevin Mitnick: Back Online |
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10:48 am EST, Dec 27, 2002 |
Mitnick was freed in January 2000. The terms of his probation, which expire January 20, require he get government permission before using computers, software, modems or any devices that connect to the Internet. Kevin Mitnick: Back Online |
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5:39 pm EST, Dec 19, 2002 |
You've see the Nissan Altima commercial where jungle brothers Ming + FS record the sound of doors slamming and windows going up and down, then run the sounds through ProTools to make a techno song. And you've heard Matmos' A Chance to Cut Is a Chance to Cure, which was created entirely from the sounds of plastic surgery. Well, electronic funk maestro and pal to the Tigerbeat6 krew Venetian Snares (aka Aaron Funk) has decided to sex this G-Rated premise up-- he's recorded the sounds of he and his incredibly open-minded girlfriend (Rachael Kozak, aka Hecate) doing the horizontal trip-bop, and plans to assemble the sounds into a full-length album. ... Says Funk in the January 2003 issue of Playboy: "It's weird to deconstruct the sounds of sex. It makes you conscious of a lot of stuff you'd normally ignore. I remember thinking shit like, 'Oh, that slap will make a good snare drum.'" If nothing else, concentrating on the tonal qualities of an ass-slap should be an interesting new way for our male readership to forestall orgasm. Just don't forget about her needs, guys. While a full tracklist has yet to be released, it's probably more fun to make up song titles yourself. Here's hoping Hecate doesn't dump Venetian Snakes, prompting a masturbatory solo album. Nymphomatriarchs |
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Coca-Cola closes door on earnings forecasts |
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12:59 pm EST, Dec 14, 2002 |
Coca-Cola Co. said yesterday it will no longer issue future earnings estimates, opting instead to let analysts set their own projections for the firm's operations. Coca-Cola closes door on earnings forecasts |
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10:00 pm EST, Dec 12, 2002 |
Antidote for the last meme. You'll need Flash, n'joy :) Horse Quartet |
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