As I hear more and more about the events going on in China leading up to the summer Olympic games, I have one thing to say:
CHINA HAS SOME BIBLICAL SHIT GOING ON!
In the past few days, I found out that China has been going through some tough plagues. Currently, the Chinese Army is having to remove algae from the beaches and have deployed a bunch of people to the border near Mongolia to repel a swarm of locust headed toward Beijing.
"The northern province of Inner Mongolia has mobilized 33,000 people to repel swarms of locusts, the official Xinhua news agency reported. The locusts have come within 430 kilometers (267 miles) of Beijing and infested an area of 1.3 million hectares (5,000 square miles)."
While this sucks a lot for China, I started to think about how this is not the only plague going on in China.
May I Present Exhibit: Totally Screwed.
Earthquake - This changed the maps of their country. Incredible!
I guess architecture and structural integrity are considered ancient Chinese secrets.
Floods - The earthquakes and issues with damning on the rivers have caused crazy flooding.
I can't say too much after Katrina and the mid-west. No one seems to have a solution for the imminent threat water poses. Potential solution: pollute it till it stops destroying shit?
Rats - Apparently, they are trucking the rats to cities as a supplement for food because of how many have swarmed villages.
The best part is that they are using them for food!
Frogs - What the fuck? The frogs are actually swarming cities and villages.