If you’re not lucky enough to raise your children in China with an Italian mom, you could always try bribery.

Comcast says that people who use too much — like those who engage in file-sharing — should be forced to slow down.

Officials say some drivers are pretending to be out of gas, just so they can receive a precious, free gallon of fuel.

Even when they work, I find their furtive nature offensive.

At American, executives have heard loud and clear objections from flight attendants, whose jobs will become more burdensome as they police battles for bin space, especially as vacationing families load up.

(No one likes a proselytizer.)

You guessed right if you thought the toilets of CBGB's sang a song of diseased lust to my raging hormones.

Save waste fats for explosives. Take them to your meat dealer.

Only happy hookers write memoirs.

Hamas is Fatah with beards.