An awful lot of people have mentioned the documentary The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, which came out last year. The mail usually goes along the lines of:
"Did you know about this fantastic arcade documentary that came out? I thought it was amazing, you should see it if you haven't already."
Must see -- it's pretty much about how everything everywhere actually works.
So to all my helpful compatriots, I just want the message clear: I hate that movie. I hate it on principle. I hate it on personal, selfish grounds. I hate it on ethical grounds. I dispute its content and I despise its message. That it is being considered a modern classic grinds my teeth and riles my fists.
