Here's a question you probably have never asked yourself:
What, at bottom, is a toilet?
To an ordinary person, it's a device for transferring ordinary human waste from the body to the sewer, as discreetly and sanitarily as possible. But just as all humans are not ordinary, all human waste isn't ordinary, and the waste of Russians is no exception.
Having been told that the world rested on a platform which rested on the back of an elephant which rested in turn on the back of a turtle, he asked, what did the turtle rest on?
And that turtle?
"Ah, Sahib, after that it is turtles all the way down."