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Yahoo! News - Snowballs Replace Bullets as Snow Hits Holy Land |
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12:41 pm EST, Feb 25, 2003 |
] Witness to centuries of bloodshed, the ancient walls of
] Jerusalem's Old City saw only white Tuesday as
] Palestinians and Israelis traded snowballs instead of
] stones and bullets. Yahoo! News - Snowballs Replace Bullets as Snow Hits Holy Land |
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| Topic: Miscellaneous |
8:08 pm EST, Feb 22, 2003 |
When I look around me, I see everyone going through so much shit to build and maintain their romantic relationships. Then, they go through even more shit when they break up. I'm baffled by why people feel the need for constant romance. I ask myself, "Don't these people know how much easier their lives would be if they were single?" Of course, they're all thinking, "That little prude doesn't know what he's missing." |
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The Church of the SubGenius |
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8:16 pm EST, Feb 13, 2003 |
You too can be a part of everyone's favorite fake cult. The Church of the SubGenius |
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Palestinians Run Out of Rocks |
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8:07 pm EST, Feb 13, 2003 |
] Palestinian stone throwers disclosed for the first time
] Friday, that due to a gross miscalculation of their
] arsenal, they had finally run out of rocks and would be
] forced to come up with more inventive ways of continuing
] their Intifada on the Jewish state of Israel.
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] I reached down to grab a rock this morning and all
] I got was a handful of sand, said one Palestinian
] militant who asked to remain anonymous. I tried
] throwing it but it just blew back in my face. Man, It
] really stung my eyes! Palestinians Run Out of Rocks |
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Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction |
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| Topic: Humor |
8:05 pm EST, Feb 13, 2003 |
] The weapons you are looking for are currently
] unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical
] difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons
] inspectors mandate. Read Carefully Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction |
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Fox Trot and the War on Technology |
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| Topic: Society |
9:49 pm EST, Feb 5, 2003 |
This is funny as hell. I love the line, "Kazaa users could not be tracked for comment." If Disney did redo the Pirates of the Caribbean ride to have animatronic portrayals of P2P users and overseas DVD duplication labs, I would make the trip to see it. Thats my idea of entertainment. Link from boingboing.net. Fox Trot and the War on Technology |
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8:09 pm EST, Feb 1, 2003 |
An interesting article that compares The Smurfs to a Marxist Utopia, points out some issues of sexism, and suggests that most Smurfs are homosexuals. It's funny and thought provoking. Socio-political Smurfs |
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Better than any economic stimulus plan Bush has put forth |
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| Topic: Business |
9:54 pm EST, Jan 27, 2003 |
This summer, millions of businesspeople will be upgraded against their will. And no, we don't mean their flight plans. Microsoft (nasdaq: MSFT)will officially end technical support for Windows 98 and Windows NT 4 on June 30. The financial implications for Microsoft and others could be significant, even in the short term. Better than any economic stimulus plan Bush has put forth |
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WSJ.com - The Scarlet SUV |
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| Topic: Recreation |
9:25 pm EST, Jan 27, 2003 |
] I don't own an SUV, but now that they've been identified
] as the locus of evil, I'm thinking of getting one. And if
] I do, I figure I might as well let the inner wolf out for
] a rampage and get the most obnoxious SUV I can find. An article about anti-SUV sentiment with a good hypothesis on why people buy SUV's.
I personally find SUV's to be big, ugly gas hogs.
They are also really nice inside, and the 4 wheel drive is a nice feature when the streets are covered in snow. WSJ.com - The Scarlet SUV |
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