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How can Illegal Immigration help our Homeless situation?
Topic: Society 11:49 am EDT, Apr 11, 2006

Now, on IRC I have stumbled, quite by accident, onto an radically simple idea.

We can help solve our immigration problems and our homeless problem in an easy to employ, national strategy.

Send all the Homeless to Mexico.

This would be a simple solution. We could give our homeless people some food, say a week or two's worth, in surplus rucksacks, put them on greyhound busses, and ship them to mexico. The can then live in harmony with their surroundings, knowing that freezing nights, and rich people that don't give a damn, aren't in their future anymore.

They can then be a drain on the Mexican economy, much like their illegal immigrants are a drain on the US economy. This program would be a benefit to both the US and the Homeless. The homeless wouldn't have to endure any long lines for soup in the freezing cold in the winter, as there aren't lines for soup, nor is there freezing cold in Mexico... unless you go to the mountains. (hint, tell the homeless to stick to the beaches...) As well, if these ex-patriated homeless people wish to come back to the US, they learn the Mexican Presidents plan of illegally crossing the border and getting a JOB. Then, OMG, they have learned a few important things.

1. How to speak a 2nd language - immediate employment opportunity in the southern US
2. To have a work ethic. Something they couldn't learn while getting handouts in the streets of America.

I think it's high time that we fight our illegal immigration problem with (yes, I'm gonna say it), homeless illegal immigrants.

Please let me know what we should name this program...

Thanks for listening...

dc0de out...

How can Illegal Immigration help our Homeless situation?

Papers Please : Deborah Davis
Topic: Society 7:15 am EST, Nov 23, 2005

One morning in late September 2005, Deb was riding the public bus to work. She was minding her own business, reading a book and planning for work, when a security guard got on this public bus and demanded that every passenger show their ID. Deb, having done nothing wrong, declined. The guard called in federal cops, and she was arrested and charged with federal criminal misdemeanors after refusing to show ID on demand.

There is a new case up on Papers Please. This is probably the most cut and dry of the three.

Papers Please : Deborah Davis

Yahoo! News - Naked Kidnap Fantasy Has Police Scrambling
Topic: Society 8:09 pm EST, Feb 22, 2003

Those crazy Canadians.

Yahoo! News - Naked Kidnap Fantasy Has Police Scrambling

Fox Trot and the War on Technology
Topic: Society 9:49 pm EST, Feb  5, 2003

This is funny as hell. I love the line, "Kazaa users could not be tracked for comment." If Disney did redo the Pirates of the Caribbean ride to have animatronic portrayals of P2P users and overseas DVD duplication labs, I would make the trip to see it. Thats my idea of entertainment.

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Fox Trot and the War on Technology

Nobody Runs for Town's Council
Topic: Society 10:41 pm EDT, Oct 12, 2002

In the small town of Guys, it certainly wasn't politics as usual.

In Saturday's alderman election, voters were faced with blank ballots because no candidate filed the paperwork in time. Two at-large alderman seats were filled with write-in candidates.

Nobody Runs for Town's Council

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