] ITHACA, NY—Michael Pelske changes his bed sheets after
] every breakup, the 24-year-old bicycle messenger
] announced Monday. "I'd never bring some woman I just met
] home to a set of filthy sheets," said Pelske, who changed
] his sheets Saturday before hitting the bars following his
] break-up with Linda Keely, his girlfriend of four months.
] "But then, a few weeks into the relationship, you start
] to let things like that slide." Pelske's cotton-twill,
] 180-thread-count, light-blue sheets have been washed 13
] times since his mother bought them for him in May 2001.

Sheets changed after every breakup