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Palestinians Run Out of Rocks |
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3:23 pm EST, Feb 12, 2003 |
] Palestinian stone throwers disclosed for the first time
] Friday, that due to a gross miscalculation of their
] arsenal, they had finally run out of rocks and would be
] forced to come up with more inventive ways of continuing
] their Intifada on the Jewish state of Israel.
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] I reached down to grab a rock this morning and all
] I got was a handful of sand, said one Palestinian
] militant who asked to remain anonymous. I tried
] throwing it but it just blew back in my face. Man, It
] really stung my eyes! Palestinians Run Out of Rocks |
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3:00 pm EST, Feb 10, 2003 |
] Benjamin Curtis, better known as "Steven," the Dell
] Computer pitchman, was arrested Sunday night for
] marijuana possession, a misdemeanor, according to New
] York City police. Dell Dude Busted for Pot |
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BlueSorcerer.Net - Ook# .Net Compiler - Esoteric Programming Languages |
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1:18 pm EST, Jan 3, 2003 |
] "Specially for orang-utans an Ook# .NET Compiler v1.0 has
] been developed. The syntax only contains one word, namely
] Ook, but pronounced in different tones and emotions it
] can have a different effect. Quite some effort went into
] making sure the word "monkey" isn't mentioned anywhere in
] the sources." OK, this is fucked up. Who is down for working on porting MemeStreams to ook?? BlueSorcerer.Net - Ook# .Net Compiler - Esoteric Programming Languages |
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HackerStickers.com Hacker in Japanese - |
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5:25 pm EDT, Oct 22, 2002 |
"This sticker says 'Hacker' in Japanese. Each letter, each charector is individually dicut out of vinyl. This is one of our most popular stickers. " There you go Geoff. HackerStickers.com Hacker in Japanese - |
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Dress up your Mac with Hackerstickers |
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5:21 pm EDT, Oct 22, 2002 |
"Looking for a way to customize your iBook or your car or your skateboard with some stickers that show people how you feel? Check out Hackerstickers.com, which makes custom stickers for the geeks and hackers in us all -- at least the ones who aren't afraid to show it. The site features a collection of stickers ranging from the "Mac Pirate," an interesting play on the Mac OS "Smiley Face" logo doctored with an eye patch, to "Hackintosh," or the an OS X-inspired variation on the Jolly Roger. And if warchalking is your thing, check out the "Wardriver" sticker or the "Macstumbler" homage.
If you find yourself using leet speak when you're chatting with your online friends, you might want to think about adding a "31337" sticker, "0wn3d," or "Hax0r" to your collection. " Dress up your Mac with Hackerstickers |
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The best flash ive ever seen!! |
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5:01 pm EDT, Oct 3, 2002 |
Open with caution!!!!....need to use your mouse.... The best flash ive ever seen!! |
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OBJECTIVE: Creation Education: Evolutionism Propaganda |
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12:47 pm EDT, Sep 2, 2002 |
"Consider co-founder and leader Steve Jobs' constant exhortation through advertising (i.e. mind control) that its followers should "think different". We have to ask ourselves: "think different than whom or what?" The disturbing answer is that they want us to think different than our Christian upbringing, to reject all the values that we have been taught and to heed not the message of the Lord Jesus Christ!" Skip right down to the analysis of Apple Computers. I was thinking about getting a MAC, but damn man, I don't want to go to hell... OBJECTIVE: Creation Education: Evolutionism Propaganda |
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