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Current Topic: Miscellaneous

China Tests Anti-Satellite Weapon, Unnerving U.S. - New York Times
Topic: Miscellaneous 7:02 pm EST, Jan 18, 2007

China successfully carried out its first test of an anti-satellite weapon last week, signaling its resolve to play a major role in military space activities and bringing expressions of concern from Washington and other capitals, the Bush administration said Thursday.
Only two nations — Russia and the United States — have previously destroyed spacecraft in anti-satellite tests, most recently the United States in the mid 1980s.
Arms control experts called the test, in which a Chinese missile destroyed an aging Chinese weather satellite, a troubling development that could foreshadow either an anti-satellite arms race or, alternatively, a diplomatic push by China to force the Bush administration into negotiations on a weapons ban.

super fantastic great...

China Tests Anti-Satellite Weapon, Unnerving U.S. - New York Times


System programmers get shafted on easteregg development
Topic: Miscellaneous 6:02 pm EST, Jan 18, 2007

random musings of a very bored programmer:

system programmers (like myself) so rarely get a chance to sneak eastereggs into products in places that anyone will ever see them...

I myself have only managed to pull it off once: I wrote a web server for this embedded system that has this row of software controled LEDs on the top of it...if you logged in with username hasselhoff and then used the regular admin password it would make the LEDs do a night rider sequence for a few minutes...but like most eastereggs I left enough clues for a user to find it, so eventually QA found it and I got in a little trouble (so worth it though)...

I've thought of putting return to zork on the CLI of a firewall or an IPS, but where would I hide all that code...

anyone else got any suggestions?


The post project blues
Topic: Miscellaneous 5:50 pm EST, Jan 18, 2007

so I just finished a 90 day marathon coding session to complete a project, and I find myself with a profound sense of "now what was I doing before all this?"...bills I need to pay (oops), relationships I need to start back up and hope they didn't notice ;), current events to catch up on...

im not depressed, just bored...oh god am I bored...what do "normal" people that don't work on projects non-stop do with all that free time...it just makes me feel lazy...

maybe I'll read wikipedia some more...I suppose as a last resort, i could do...you know...my job...yeah, or wikipedia...


My programming rules
Topic: Miscellaneous 5:58 pm EST, Jan 17, 2007

some tips from my experience, your mileage may vary

1. Kludges that we'll fix in the next release never get fixed in the next release...

2. if you dont do it right now, you (or some poor bastard that replaces you) will have to do it right later...

3. it always costs more to do it later...

4. beware of anyone in a suit...

5. if you don't talk to your customers to see what will make them happy, then sooner or later someone else will...

6. Sales guys can be powerful allies for interoffice BS, but if you make yourself too available they will never leave you alone...

7. Management has no idea what the customer wants...

8. Engineering has even less idea what the customer wants...

9. Assume every engineer you work with is an idiot, try not to let on that you know...if you find engineers that are obviously not idiots, find a way to keep them...

10. Never outsource your core competency...

11. Lazyness and incompetence are contagious...

12. no-one cares if you read wikipedia all day every day if you get your work done on time...

13. your code is not finished until you've tested it...

14. never assume they have tested their code...

15. engineers that think lack of documentation is job security should be fired sooner rather than later (otherwise you'll make them right)...

16. Contrary to popular belief, third party libraries reduce portability of your code...

17. Engineers thinking something is "cool" is not a business case...

18. Engineerings job is to say yes, no matter how stupid management's requests are...good engineers find ways to say yes that spotlight their intelligence and managements stupidity...(e.g. if they ask you to turn lead into gold, tell them you will if they allocate a few trillian dollars and a fusion reactor)...

19. the night before its due is probably not the best time to start integrating your code in a large project...

20. you can be really good at your job, and a dick, or you can be so so at your job and a really nice guy...you cannot be a dick who is bad at his job...

21. Time estimation is really hard...it will take longer than you think it will...

22. demonstrating that your compeditors suck isn't enough to get anyone to buy your product...

23. don't ship anything you're not proud of...

24. your code will be used in ways you never thought of...plan accordingly...

25. if you can't settle on one way of doing something, do it both ways and make it a configurable option...

26. don't ever have arbitrary limitations, or if you do, hide them better (e.g. "max users 256"...hmmmm?)...

27. strive to make a really good 1.0, then move on to other, more fun projects...you'll still get all the glory for that first project, but you won't have to do the work anymore...

28. in general, meetings are the opposite of getting things done...

29. an engineering manager's job is ... [ Read More (0.3k in body) ]


The computers have taken over...
Topic: Miscellaneous 3:54 pm EST, Jan 17, 2007

so the state of California just sent me a nasty-gram, seems they're very upset that I am more than a year past due on my California franchise tax for my corporation...at first I'm thinking...fuck, how could I have forgotten to pay my franchise tax...then I realize...oh, thats right, because I don't have a corporation in california, never have...

I mean, i know California is known for its high taxes, but inventing companies that dont exist so you can tax them, thats new to me...

guess I get to spend more time on the phone to argue with what someones computer says...

if anyone out there is worried that some day computers will take over and control our lives, stop worrying, its already happened...

the other day I was trying to access my e-trade account...it was locked...why you ask? because a computer detected a discrepency between the age I gave them (26), and the age that was on one of my credit reports (2006)...No, I'm not the masia (sp?) but etrade and equifax seem to think so...

thats not the funny part, the funny part was when I spoke with a human to get this cleared up...My possition was that I'm a mortal man, and this is obviously a mistake on their part...their possition was that the computer said so, and computers don't lie...

after half an hour I got tired of explaining that I am not Pontius Pilate, or the highlander, or a mysterious romanian lord that only comes out at night (hey now, im not romanian), so I gave up, and they won, I had to send in proof that I was less than 2000 years old...

the computers are already in control...dispare...


I Return
Topic: Miscellaneous 3:34 pm EST, Jan 17, 2007

So I disapeared for several months basically because I was working on a project, I'd love to go into the details on it, but its still a secret even internally at my company so I can't explain how cool it is just yet...

anyways, I'm feeling a little stabby, I'm going to go get coffee...


I drink from the keg of glory
Topic: Miscellaneous 9:46 pm EST, Dec  4, 2006

bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land!


A miracle
Topic: Miscellaneous 5:39 pm EST, Nov 29, 2006

~10k lines of new code, and it just works on the first try...spooky...the Machine Gods are with me today...

man I love it when I get my 14th wind...


Thought for the day
Topic: Miscellaneous 7:33 am EST, Nov 29, 2006

When settling on your opinion for some topic try to be for your side of the debate and not just against the other side...

(I hope that made s(ens)|(inc)e, I've been up all night finishing my regex compiler and I'm a little punchy...


Politicians Sweep Midterm Elections
Topic: Miscellaneous 1:47 am EST, Nov  8, 2006

WASHINGTON, DC—After months of aggressive campaigning and with nearly 99 percent of ballots counted, politicians were the big winners in Tuesday's midterm election, taking all 435 seats in the House of Representatives, retaining a majority with 100 out of 100 seats in the Senate, and pushing political candidates to victory in each of the 36 gubernatorial races up for grabs.

Politicians Sweep Midterm Elections


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