Warning! If you are a complete and utter feminist, you will not be happy with me for posting this. Stop reading now.
Second warning! If you are not happy with me for posting this, tough noogies.
Last warning! The website contains no nudity (well, it didn't for me) but some folks might consider it un-worksafe anyway.
Basically, this is a hilarious applet that gives you a sleazy reason to keep that compiler churning. The higher your CPU load average is, the more naked the girl becomes. 8D
Slickest new CPU load monitor