] Human remains found in the chimney of local Salvation
] Army Thrift Store last week were those of a 37-year-old
] man who was reported missing in 1999, the chief medical
] examiner's office said Wednesday.

CompleteWasteOfTime.blogs.com had the right title:
"Someone failed break-and-enter class"

wnbc.com - News - Chimney Remains ID'd As Man Missing Since 1999