] I thought that, in today's column, I would heal the
] The nation suffered a wound during the recent
] presidential election as a result of the rift between the
] red states -- defined as 'states where 'foreign cuisine'
] pretty much means Pizza Hut'' -- and the blue states,
] defined as ''states that believe they are smarter than
] the red states, despite the fact that it takes the
] average blue-state resident 15 minutes to order a single
] cup of coffee.''
Herald.com | 12/12/2004 | Can't we all just get along?