] On April 9, 2003, Dr. Umayma Jalahma briefed the Arab
] League's "Center for Coordination and Follow-Up" and
] claimed that the U.S. war in Iraq was timed to coincide
] with the Jewish holiday Purim. Dr. Jalahma, a professor
] of Islamic Studies at Saudi Arabia's King Faysal
] University, made headlines last year when she claimed
] that Jews use human blood to make pastries for the Purim
] holiday. In an article published in the Saudi daily
] Al-Riyadh on March 12, 2002, Dr. Jalahma wrote about "the
] Jewish holiday of Purim... for this holiday, the Jewish
] people must obtain human blood so that their clerics can
] prepare the holiday pastries... that affords the Jewish
] vampires great delight as they carefully monitor every
] detail of the blood-shedding with pleasure... After this
] barbaric display, the Jews take the spilled blood, in the
] bottle set in the bottom [of the needle-studded barrel],
] and the Jewish cleric makes his coreligionists completely
] happy on their holiday when he serves them the pastries
] in which human blood is mixed."

Wheee, this one gets the record for the weirdest Arab "Jewish Conspiracy" accusation I've heard.

Some of the other weird ones can also be read here:
 http://www.frontpagemag.com/articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=3170

Oh, and as a followup on Dr. Jalahma:

] Following MEMRI's release [in 2002] of a translation of this
] article, Vice President Dick Cheney, National Security
] Advisor Condoleezza Rice, and White House Press Secretary
] Ari Fleischer, criticized the Saudi government and press.
] Subsequently, Dr. Jalahma was prevented from writing for
] Al-Riyadh, but began writing for Al-Watan, another Saudi
] daily.

Maybe Arnett should go over there too?

MEMRI: Saudi Conspiracy Theorist Umayma Jalahma