] ] John Mayer is the best thing to happen to vanilla sex
] ] since the missionary position. Much like the regularly
] ] maligned ice cream flavor, kinkless intercourse has
] ] always been tastier than advertised. So when the
] ] musically and sexually adventurous alike dismiss Mayer's
] ] Berklee-tutored guitar and Abercrombie-swaddled purr as
] ] aural Vicodin for soccer moms and timid schoolgirls, it
] ] only goes to show how limited a palette both kinds of
] ] fetishists have. In fact, Mayer's new "Heavier Things" is
] ] just the thing to heat your bathwater on those occasions
] ] when you don't want to get your freak on -- but you're
] ] still game for seeing where some heavy petting might
] ] lead.
] I had to meme this because I know that nanochick is such a
] huge fan of John Mayer.
RE: His body (of work) is a wonderland