Now *that* has to suck

Vampire Bats Kill 13

] Bored Boy Behind President Gets Nationwide Attention

awesome.

Bored Boy Behind President Gets Nationwide Attention

Book-ends for tax day.

On April 13, go to Borders for a second helping of Neal. On April 16, go to AMC for another course of Quentin.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

After having killed the first two on her death list, O-Ren Ishii and Vernita Green, The Bride continues in her journey of vengeance to hunt down and kill the remaining victims, Elle Driver, Budd, and ultimately, Bill. However, matters become complicated when The Bride learns that her daughter, whom she presumed dead, is still alive.

Form 1040, line 42: Would you like to donate $10 to Miramax?

[Werd....I am so there. I freakin loved Vol. 1. - Nano]

Kill Bill: Volume 2

] Now, I'll give the farmer his due. And I understand that
] moving that hour of daylight from morning to night
] benefits the evening golfer or fisherman or even the guy
] who has no other time to mow his lawn.
]
] As for me, I was always a morning fisherman, my golf game
] could not be any worse if I played in the dark, and if I
] don't have time to mow, well a guy can always spray a
] little Round Up around the yard.
]
] You also have to take God into consideration when you
] introduce something like daylight-saving time. The whole
] time concept was his thing to begin with. So who are we
] to mess around with it?
]
] You don't read anywhere in the Bible where God tells Noah
] or Abraham or Moses, "Now on the first Sunday of every
] April, you guys have to get up at 2 in the morning and go
] out and move your sundials ahead one hour. You'll notice
] then on Sunday night that the sun will appear to set an
] hour later than usual. This will give you some extra
] daylight so you can slaughter a few more sheep and burn
] them on the altar for the Sunday Night Summer Sacrificial
] service. I think you're going to like it."

Funny rant about how Daylight Saving Time is the suck:)

Daylight-saving time: Don't forget to move your sundial ahead 04/04/04-- theIndependent.com Features

] Now the computer savvy among us can relive the fun of
] having your very own personal mini-oven with the PC
] Ez-Bake oven! It fits in a 5 1/4" drive bay and plugs
] right into your power supply with the included Molex
] connector.

[ Wow. That's all I can say. -k]

Too bad this doesn't actually exist;) - Nano

ThinkGeek :: PC EZ-Bake Oven

They're back!!!!!

:: Garbage Pail Kids World ::

] believe this is an age of extremism and in it teen angst
] is being used as a political tool. Columbine allowed
] everyone to see inside the actual depth of emptiness some
] kids feel, medicated or not, and what the outcome of that
] torture could be. Those two kids actions only scratched
] the surface of destruction children could inflict in this
] country if mislead into the world of the Democratic
] deceit machine led by John Kerry.

... HAHAHAHAHAH[falls out of chair].

Conservative Punk Magazine - Columns

] Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf has accused Osama
] bin Laden's top deputy of taunting him and vowed to press
] on with an offensive against al Qaeda, saying, "I want to
] eliminate all of them."

Do not taunt happy fun ball.

CNN.com - Musharraf: Al Qaeda is taunting me

] This guy here is Peter Tsou. He's a scientist at NASA's
] Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and he's holding an amazing
] substance called aerogel. Aerogel is a solid, but it is
] 99.8% empty space. In fact, it very closely approaches
] the density of air. It practically IS air. It's still a
] solid, though, and you can even pick it up or set things
] on it.

Very neat.

Hinterlands.cc - 03/26/04: Aerogel

]
] Philips, Sony and E-Ink have come together to announce
] the Worlds first consumer application of an electronic
] paper display module in the Sony LIBRIé e-Book reader.
] The black and white ink-on-paper look of the plastic
] display film is 170 pixels per inch (PPI) and resembles
] newsprint.

Holy shit!

Sony LIBRIe - The first ever E-Ink e-Book Reader : Handhelds : MobileMag