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Apple - iPod Erotica

Welcome to my Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness. On this page, I list wacky, bizarre, surreal and otherwise strange examples of technical documentation, particularly illustration. This page is in its infancy, so I welcome submissions, both written and visual. Note that I'm not looking for just bad technical writing--there are plenty of examples of that. I'm looking for the inexplicable, the surreal and the strange. Email me at (DARREN at DARRENBAREFOOT fullstop COM) with your submissions. When you're done, you might want to check
out my weblog, which includes other fascinating things.

Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness

This is the combined effort of Ubiq and myself to use our mighty ubergeek powers to laugh
in the face of that which cannot be explained. No offense is intended, unless offended is a Bureaucrat or Politician creature.

A set of Katrina Themed Magic cards

Katrina: The Gathering

Mike the Usurper wrote:

"We tested his clothes with a static electricity field meter and measured a current of 40,000 volts, which is one step shy of spontaneous combustion, where his clothes would have self-ignited," Barton said.

I guess that bit about not mixing natural and synthetic fibers has a point.

See... Now if we could only get cars to do this.

RE: Power-dressing man leaves trail of destruction - Yahoo! News

Flash Parody of administrations handling.

Whoopsi Gras 9/7/05

Jon Stewart back from vacation and wondering what he missed, doesn't take long to put the repsonse to Katrina perspective.

onegoodmove: Daily Show Video Archives

Dear Mr. Bizzy: Any idea where all our helicopta are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina n thousands remain stranded in New Orleans n need ta be airlifted n' shit. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military gangsta? Do you need hiznelp find'n thizzay? I once lost mah ride in a Sears doggy stylin' lot fo' sheezy. Man, was that a drag.

I had to use Gizzoogle for this....

Gizoogle - Transizlatin' Page - http://michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php?id=183

This is the video that should have been made for the song that should never have been recorded.

MilkandCookies - Lucy in the Sky with Shatner

I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing
to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should
be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree
that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they
can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them.
I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent
Design.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design.
I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe
was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that
we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific
evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence,
put in place by Him.

Open Letter to Kansas Schools