These few quotes pretty much summarize all of HOPE 5.

"How are you going to get into Grad school without getting an undergrad?" "Thats a good questions, but I'm working on it!" -Virgil about Grad School.

"That sandwich is the size of my face" -Acidus [repeated line]

"Dumb as a bag of rocks with all the smart rocks removed." -Abaddon

"Fuck you and your adjectives" -Rattle

"How do you lose a black man in Chinatown?" -Stankdawg

"Have you ever worked with smart cards?"
"...no"
"Would you like to work with smart cards?"
"... Yes." -Germans after my magstripe talk

"Come on! Yesterday I saw a bum with a cell phone." "Yeah, we are forcing you into the next store we find and you are buying a phone." - Abaddon And Decius

"Do these posters look, ... I don't know, a little left to you?" - Rattle about HOPE.

"Nick, Door... door... DOOR!" -Acidus, in the car.

"What are you guys doing on this roof?" -Security

"Stop talking, Billy and I are still having a 'Damn!' moment." -Abaddon