] Matt Drudge is the founder, publisher, and tirelessly
] heterosexual editor of The Drudge Report, the Interweb's
] number one source of indisputably objective political
] news. Eschewing formal training and so-called
] investigating, this former CBS studio gift shop cashier
] has single-handedly reinvigorated modern journalism with
] his trademark blend of 100 point headlines, anthrax
] forecasts, and blow-by-blow updates on the all-important
] rumored exchange of Democrats' bodily fluids. Today Mr.
] Drudge happy to take your questions -- right here on
] ASK THE WHITE HOUSE.

I used to read Drudge regularly, until I decided that too many of his "exclusives" didn't have any evidence, and by the time you noticed, he was busy hyping some other unsubstantiated rumor.

I guess both campaigns have learned from Drudge, this election.

This is a great spoof.

Matt Drudge: Fair & Balanced Blogger - ASK THE WHITE HOUSE - WHITEHOUSE.ORG