] According to the Sun, Tony Wright who has had several
] strokes, woke up with memory loss one day and hardly
] recognised his wife who had gained weight from a size 12
] to a size 20 in the past couple of years.
]
] "I can't remember her gaining weight. I think of her as
] slim like when we met. I wondered what the heck was going
] on. I thought, 'My God, she has got fatter all of a
] sudden'.

Amnesic man forgets wife is fat : HTTabloid.com

] The New Zealand deer pizzle trade is facing its stiffest
] test - the growing use of a Viagra substitute by Chinese
] men.
]
] About 200,000 of the deer penises, complete with
] testicles, are sent to China from New Zealand each year.
]
] "For a long time men believed that the larger the pizzle,
] the stronger their own would be," says Murray Hamer,
] Oriental trade manager for the Alpine Deer Group, based
] in Wanaka.
]
] But the market, mainly in the north of China, is
] gradually reducing. "The belief in the sexual vigour of
] pizzles is slowly dying out. Modern Chinese men believe
] they don't work. They have turned to the Chinese version
] of Viagra and are getting results."

Pizzle fizzles as China opts for sex drugs

] When it comes to weight loss and fitness, there are lots
] of myths floating around out there. I've heard some real
] doozies!
]
] If you want to reach your weight loss and fitness goals
] as quickly and safely as possible, here are some common
] myths to steer clear of

Top 10 Weight Loss and Fitness Myths

] Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors
] and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer
] behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would
] be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric.
] After years of staying put, her skin had literally become
] one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.

[ Jesus. I mean, how does this happen? The filth must have been unreal. -k]

480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch

] Can you sweat off those snacks?
]
] See how much exercise it'll take to burn them away in 30
] minutes

Of course they don't tell you that you can burn 80 calories an hour just sleeping.

Can you sweat off those snacks?