] Supposedly he was a great warrior and a mighty leader.
] Yet his sole contribution to the almost disastrous
] attack on the second death star was to spin round in his
] chair,waving his flabby hands about, shrieking "It's a
] twap! It's a twap!".
]
] Yet, contrary to popular belief, this idiocy was
] NOT a failing on the part of Ackbar. Nay.
] In one single day of sustained jestering, the
] Admiral managed to kill the emperor, destroy the evil
] empire and save Anakin Skywalker from the clutches of the
] dark side.

] We once thought that the power of the force
] lay with the jedi knights, but we can now see
] that it does not. The true power of the force
] lies with risible Vaudevillian comics like Admiral Ackbar.
]
] VOTE ACKBAR

Admiral Ackbar For President