] A new surgical procedure has allowed men with abnormally
] short penises to enjoy a full sex life and urinate
] standing up, some for the first time. Tiny
] "micro-penises" have been enlarged to normal size without
] losing any erogenous sensation

The challenge is to read the full text of the article detailing this procedure without having any sympathy pain or flinching. I can't

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