| ] President Bartlet (Martin Sheen): I like how you call] homosexuality an abombination.
 ]
 ] Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an
 ] abomination, Mr. President, the Bible does.
 ]
 ] President Bartlet: Yes, it does. Leviticus.
 ]
 ] Jenna Jacobs: 18:22.
 ]
 ] President Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you
 ] a couple of questions while I have you here. I'm
 ] interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery
 ] as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown
 ] sophmore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table
 ] when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?
 ] While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of
 ] Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath.
 ] Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I
 ] morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to
 ] call the police? Here's one that's really important
 ] because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town:
 ] touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean.
 ] Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the
 ] Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame?
 ] Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be
 ] together to stone my brother John for planting different
 ] crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small
 ] family gathering for wearing garments made from two
 ] different threads? Think about those questions, would
 ] you?
 Found this the other day and thought the Memestreams audience should share the laugh.  FYI: The stoning commences tomorrow. The West Wing |