] A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness ] ] Congratulations on your decision to join the forces of ] darkness! Evil always needs more tools... I mean... ] agents... for its unholy army of the night, and by ] joining now you can rest assured that your remaining ] years will be spent pursuing the 'good' things of life: ] lust, greed, debauchery, the construction of enormous ] weather machines... Your favorite hobby can become a ] lifelong career! Thus, this handy guide has been created ] to nurture any potential lunatic into a lifetime of evil ] and destruction.
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