At least he had the courtesy of telling her he was good in bed so she knew what she was missing out on!

I knew a Greek guy in college, and he was exactly like this! Totally God's gift to women, and thought all American women were stuck up because they didn't follow him around by the hundreds.

-janelane

YouTube - Dimitri the stud

Wow.

Holy shit!

Disabled Breakdancers (this is not funny, this is inspiring)

"If popular culture has taught us anything," Daniel H. Wilson says, "it is that someday mankind must face and destroy the growing robot menace." Luckily, Dr. Wilson is just the guy to help us do it.

-janelane, scientist for a grey goo tomorrow

If Robots Ever Get Too Smart, He'll Know How to Stop Them - New York Times

] A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness
]
] Congratulations on your decision to join the forces of
] darkness! Evil always needs more tools... I mean...
] agents... for its unholy army of the night, and by
] joining now you can rest assured that your remaining
] years will be spent pursuing the 'good' things of life:
] lust, greed, debauchery, the construction of enormous
] weather machines... Your favorite hobby can become a
] lifelong career! Thus, this handy guide has been created
] to nurture any potential lunatic into a lifetime of evil
] and destruction.

Careers, Lair Locations, even Fashion advice...they've got it all!

So You've Decided to be Evil