] FARGO, North Dakota (AP) -- A man who said he was fed up
] with his cellular phone service went to a Fargo mall and
] started hurling phones across a store, striking an
] employee and causing more than $2,000 in damage,
] authorities said.

Hahaha! Fargo! Go figure! Who would think there'd be crappy phone service in Fargo?!

At least he had sense enough to protect his eyes.

CNN.com - Man angry at Verizon hurls phones - May 14, 2004