] 6 year old Jessica Lehman of Easley, SC. "Jesus died
] because He was weak and stupid."
]
] And here is dear Ashley, a 9 year old, the typical
] average age reader of Harry Potter: "I used to believe in
] what they taught us at Sunday School," said Ashley,
] conjuring up an ancient spell to summon Cerebus, the
] three-headed hound of hell. "But the Harry Potter books
] showed me that magic is real, something I can learn and
] use right now, and that the Bible is nothing but Boring
] lies."
]
] DOES THIS GET YOUR ATTENTION?
]
] If not, how about a quote from High Priest of Satanism:
] "Harry is an absolute god send to our cause," said High
] Priest Egan of the First Church Of Satan in Salem, MA.
] "An organization like ours thrives on new blood (no pun
] intended) and we've had more applicants than we can
] handle lately. And, of course, practically all of them
] are virgins, which is gravy."
]
] . . . .
]
] Still not convinced? I will leave you with something to
] let you make up your own mind. And finally, a quote from
] the author herself, J. K. Rowling, describing the
] objections of Christian reviewers to her writings:
]
] "I thinkit's absolute rubbish to protest children's books
] on the grounds that they are luring children to Satan,"
] Rowling told a London Times reporter in a July 17
] interview. "People should be praising them for that!
] These books guide children to an understanding that the
] weak, idiotic Son Of God is a living hoax who will be
] humiliated when the rain of fire comes ... while we, his
] faithful servants, laugh and cavort in victory."
]

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