SEX, LIES & FROZEN MARBLES | By MACKENZIE DAWSON | Entertainment News | Celebrity News | Arts & Entertainment
Topic: Humor
7:16 pm EDT, Jul 11, 2007
But do any of these “boundary-pushing moves” ever work? We collected some of the more common Cosmo tips and ran them by a group of New York men. Their general response: Mind blowing. Not the sex, mind you. The ideas.
Wow, totally wrong and really funny at the same time.
Defence Ministry spokesman Harald Kammerbauer said the film makers "will not be allowed to film at German military sites if Count Stauffenberg is played by Tom Cruise, who has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult".
Guess the Germans don't care much for that whole e-meter thing.
cbs5.com - Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'
Topic: Humor
1:45 pm EDT, Jun 12, 2007
"The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soliders would become gay," explained Hammond.
Paris Hilton Asks for Schwarzenegger Pardon - Paris Hilton : People.com
Topic: Humor
6:23 pm EDT, May 8, 2007
The petition, directed to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, asks that Hilton be pardoned from her sentence of 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation by driving with a suspended license. The punishment was handed down in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday. An appeal has been filed.
"I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition," writes Hilton.
I only have one thing to say about this, and it's not a word.
Bush Iraq War Escalation Speech Drinking Game | The Huffington Post
Topic: Humor
4:57 pm EST, Jan 10, 2007
These words or phrases are your cues to drink:
* "9/11" - drink once * "September the 11th" drink twice - is that extra "the" supposed to make the mention more dramatic? * "Surge" - drink once * "Escalation" or "escalate" - drink twice.
Tonight's drinking rules! Because no one should have to be sober listening to someone who sounds that drunk.
Man pays library $171, 47-year late fee - Yahoo! News
Topic: Humor
1:37 pm EST, Jan 7, 2007
"I figured I'd better get it in before we waited another 10 years," he said after turning it in Friday with the $171.32 check. "Fifty-seven years would be embarrassing."
