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"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ" --Gandhi

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -Theodore Roosevelt

"A little revolution, now and then, is a good thing." -Thomas Jefferson-

"In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in 12 years, we'll be voting for plants." -Lewis Black-

"When you're born in the world you're given a ticket to the freakshow; when you're born in America you're given a front-row seat. And some of us in the front row have notebooks and pencils." -George Carlin

House, Senate Reach Deal on Patriot Act - Yahoo! News
Topic: Current Events 1:27 pm EST, Dec  8, 2005

"I will do everything I can, including a filibuster, to stop this Patriot Act conference report, which does not include adequate safeguards to protect our constitutional freedoms," said Sen. Russ Feingold, D-Wis., who was the only senator to vote against the original version of the Patriot Act.

Good for Russ. This piece of crap belongs on the ashheap next to the Alien and Sedition act, Executive Order 9066 which ordered internment, and the entirety of the House Un-American Activities Committee.

House, Senate Reach Deal on Patriot Act - Yahoo! News


Marianas Governor-elect to Cooperate in Ambramoff Probe
Topic: Politics and Law 11:33 pm EST, Dec  7, 2005

The Marianas Variety Online reports that Governor-elect Benigno R. Fitial says he will cooperate with federal authorities in the ongoing investigation of Rep. Tom Delay and former Washington lobbyist Jack Abramoff, whom he once described as his “close friends.”

Oops. Now what this means is even if Tom DeLay manages to dig out from under the Texas indictments, it just means he has another hot seat waiting for him in federal court. Door's on the left...

Marianas Governor-elect to Cooperate in Ambramoff Probe


Bush Lauds Iraq Progress, Cites Challenges - Yahoo! News
Topic: Politics and Law 4:43 pm EST, Dec  7, 2005

And now for your moment of comedy zen...

Rebuilding a nation devastated by a dictator is a large undertaking.

Thank you for the quote Mr. Bush. As it turns out, Iraq was devestated by us when we invaded, so I guess that makes you the dictator?

Bush Lauds Iraq Progress, Cites Challenges - Yahoo! News


Inverted Castle » Blog Archive » The Japanese game to end all Japanese games
Topic: Games 2:59 pm EST, Dec  5, 2005

The kicker, however, is that any damage you do to your opponent will slowly regenerate unless… wait for it… you take a picture of her panties. Yes. A fighting game where panty-shots are the core mechanic.

ummm... I don't know what to say about this one...

Inverted Castle » Blog Archive » The Japanese game to end all Japanese games


New Scientist Breaking News - Oldest bird had dinosaur feet
Topic: Science 12:40 pm EST, Dec  2, 2005

A complete foot reveals that archaeopteryx had an extensible claw on its second toe, which is a hallmark of raptors, but is absent in all known birds. Its first toe, or "hallux", is also at the side of the foot and not reversed as it is in perching birds, which use it to grasp branches

And now, a missing link between birds and dinosaurs.

New Scientist Breaking News - Oldest bird had dinosaur feet


Man Pleads Guilty in Horse-Sex Case - Yahoo! News
Topic: Humor 7:17 pm EST, Dec  1, 2005

Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse, charging papers said. Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death.

Can this guy be nominated for a Darwin?

Man Pleads Guilty in Horse-Sex Case - Yahoo! News


Ill. Pharmacists Withhold Emergency Pill - Yahoo! News
Topic: Current Events 11:44 am EST, Dec  1, 2005

Walgreen Co. said it has put four Illinois pharmacists in the St. Louis area on unpaid leave for refusing to fill prescriptions for emergency contraception in violation of a state rule.

The four cited religious or moral objections to filling prescriptions for the morning-after pill and "have said they would like to maintain their right to refuse to dispense, and in Illinois that is not an option," Walgreen spokeswoman Tiffani Bruce said.

Good for Walgreen's and good for Illinois. If you have a "religious or moral" reason for not doing your job, that means you're doing the wrong job.

Ill. Pharmacists Withhold Emergency Pill - Yahoo! News


Dr. Hager's Family Values
Topic: Politics and Law 7:42 pm EST, Nov 30, 2005

For the next seven years Hager sodomized Davis without her consent while she slept roughly once a month until their divorce in 2002, she claims. "My sense is that he saw [my narcolepsy] as an opportunity,"

Hager is one of the FDA guys who opposed Plan B and well known on the Christian right. Based on this, he probably needs to be fed depo-prevara and sent to the big house where he can find out just how much fun taking it up the back door without consent is.

Dr. Hager's Family Values


American Dissent
Topic: Sports 3:05 am EST, Nov 29, 2005

Matt Millen should be out on his ass.

Detroit made a mistake, and they're probably going to pay for it, heavily.

American Dissent


Ex-Powell Aide Criticizes Detainee Effort - Yahoo! News
Topic: Politics and Law 6:59 pm EST, Nov 28, 2005

Wilkerson blamed Vice President Dick Cheney, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and like-minded aides. He said Cheney must have sincerely believed that Iraq could be a spawning ground for new terror assaults, because "otherwise I have to declare him a moron, an idiot or a nefarious bastard."

I'm not sure why Cheney believing that disqualifies any of those descriptors...

Ex-Powell Aide Criticizes Detainee Effort - Yahoo! News


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