Funny.

Grocery Store Wars | Join the Organic Rebellion

How am I Gonna face all those nerds I've been flaming for years?

The Five Stages of Intel Macs

] Your laser sword dildo is ready to conquer the galaxy.
] Just turn out the lights and amaze your
] friends (and foes) with
] this space age sex toy.

Not for dueling...

Laser Sword Sex Toys - Dildos

Great Ad.

K-fee AG -

] The
] Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show

Is this what happens if you watch the christian station with the "they Live" glasses on?

Scary

] Mr. Marbles is a cat who turns up dead, floating in a
] swimming pool. The prop is a jointed cloth construction,
] with pieces of plastic tubing to keep the limbs rigid,
] and filled with small air bladders to make it buoyant.
] The skull was cast in insulation foam in a silicone mold
] of an actual cat skull. The eyes and teeth are from a
] taxidermy supply company.

Mr. Marbles

] MIAMI May 7, 2005 %u2014 The family of a severely
] brain-damaged woman who died after her feeding tube was
] removed in March said Friday they still have not been
] told where her remains will be laid to rest.

Her ashes should end up on ebay. It would be the only fitting end.

ABC News: Schiavos Don't Know Where Terri's Ashes Are

... just what the title says.

"Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger."

Recorded off Howard Stern show.

California women calls 911 over Burger King drive-up mistake [MP3]

Better search engine...Dog.

Gizoogle - Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit

retarded, but funny.

Shakeskin.com - a gallery of shaken faces / Shaken