Collecting donations via pay pal to not eat his pet.

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] Nine-month-old Milagros Cerron is carried by a doctor at
] the hospital in Lima, on February 1, 2005. The Peruvian
] baby dubbed the 'Little Mermaid' because she was born
] with a rare condition in which her legs are fused, will
] have surgery this month to try to separate them, doctors
] said. (Pilar Olivares/Reuters)

Where's PT Barnum when you need him?

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] Jan. 21: Conservative Christian groups are upset about a
] video that included SpongeBob SquarePants, saying the
] cartoon character is promoting a homosexual agenda.
] NBC’s Don Teague reports.

GOD Damn Faggot Sponge!

MSNBC - Christian groups go after ‘SpongeBob’

] Let's say it's the early 1980's. You've just bought a
] Quick and Dirty Operating System and repackaged it for
] IBM to include with their new "Personal Computer" (IBM
] had such a revulsion for non-mainframe things that the PC
] was created by the "Entry Systems Division", which
] suggested that these were things you used until you got a
] real computer).
]
] You're a hot rising software star, and hot rising
] software stars need dates. Which photo should you send
] potential soul mates?
]
] This one?

It's a damn shame you can't post photos yet

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] Bill Gates' keynote presentation Wednesday night at the
] Consumer Electronics Show didn't quite go according to
] plan: glitches, including a dreaded "Blue Screen of
] Death," interrupted the show several times.

Bill Gates should get a Mac.

TechWeb | Microsoft demo glitch | Oops: Blue Screen Of Death Interrupts Gates' CES Show

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] MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican man killed his lover in
] a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in
] tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days.
...]
] "We found him lying on a folding bed and to one side was
] the corpse which had been torn apart and which it seems
] he had been eating for three days," he told Reuters.

Taco Bell anyone?

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