"A 75-year-old Phoenix man stored his wife's body in his backyard for nearly six years, hoping she could be brought back to life.

Police found Marcia Lynn Rowlette's body twisted and upside down in an old freezer.

They also found dozens of cats, faeces and urine inside the house, after a tip-off from Edwin Rowlette's daughter."

Im glad re-animators are starting to pop up.

Man stored wife's body for six years in hope of new life

"President Bush visits rural Oregon to tout his forest plan. Suddenly, huge fires burn. Now a small town is consumed by conspiracy theories."

Black copters over Oregon

] Los Angeles, CA - The RIAA announced that they would
] begin a strategy of profits by lawsuit, which should keep
] them a viable business indefinitely.
]
] "It's really a bold new idea that really gets back to the
] roots of the RIAA," said new RIAA Chairman and CEO Mitch
] Bainwol. "We'll no longer be worried about distributing
] music. The file sharers will do that for us, but now
] we'll just make our money from suing them and that's
] really what we're all about."
]
] According to a report by The Inquirer it will take the
] RIAA over 2,000 years to sue every file sharer, which
] confirms the long-term viability of the business model.

BBspot - RIAA Says Future of Music is Suing File Sharers

Please keep in mind that these are static jpgs...
Hold onto your seat...

Freak out man!!!

" Forget performance related pay and flexi-time, new research by Martin Corbett from Warwick Business School reveals large corporations increasingly use hip pop music to develop loyal, hard-working employees, and encourage workers, literally, to sing from the same hymn sheet. However, despite encouragement, not all employees dance to the same tune."

... Well, negro spirituals used to suffice...

New research reveals corporations increasingly make employees face the music

"Shane Atkinson said on a good day he and his associates would send out 100 million messages.
But his identity as the man behind the spam promoting penis enlargement pills, was revealed by the New Zealand Herald last week.
Shane Atkinson said on a good day he and his associates would send out 100 million messages.
But his identity as the man behind the spam promoting penis enlargement pills, was revealed by the New Zealand Herald last week."

hahahahahahah.

Spammer shuts down after his details appear on web

"A voodoo practitioner from Norwich is auctioning his services on eBay to help musicians gain fame by making a pact with the Devil at the crossroads."

The RIAA isnt going to be happy about this...they hate competition.

Musicians offered 'crossroads pact with the Devil'

RENO, NV, August 13 - Reno police arrested a local man for possession of stolen property after a traffic stop involving a motorized bar stool.

Reno police pull over speeding bar stool

"A German who borrowed £5,000 from his mother for a penis extension is demanding a refund after it ended up shorter and deformed."

I guess this is what happens to people who support spam.

German demands refund after penis extension backfires

" To some, Hurtubise is a cult hero. He's burned through more than $100,000 and gone bankrupt building a 150-pound protective suit of titanium, plastic, chain mail, galvanized steel, rubber and thousands of feet of duct tape.

To test his invention, Hurtubise has been run over by a truck, hit by a moving car, smashed in the shins with a sledgehammer, scorched with flames, and hacked at with chain saws. "

We should send this guy after bin-laden.

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