"I'm really excited by George Bush's latest reason for bombing Iraq: he's running out of patience. And so am I!

For some time now I've been really pissed off with Mr Johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the street. Well, him and Mr Patel, who runs the health food shop. They both give me queer looks, and I'm sure Mr Johnson is planning something nasty for me, but so far I haven't been able to discover what. I've been round to his place a few times to see what he's up to, but he's got everything well hidden. That's how devious he is..."

I'm losing patience with my neighbours, Mr Bush

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I wonder how long it will take for these things to end up on QVC. You can probably sell them to goths as "death diamonds" or new agers as "spirit stones." Who knew that you can get up to 100 diamonds out of one corpse...

sell and wear your dead relatives and pets

"We were eating a few of the chips, and I was about to give some to a 3-year-old child," Campbell said. "I thought it was a little bag of seasoning inside. When I saw what it was, I called the police."

A police report said the contents of the heat-sealed bag smelled like marijuana.

The leafy substance — and the chips — were seized as evidence.

The Git-N-Go store where Campbell bought the snacks has taken the rest of the Uncle Ray's chips off its shelves, said Mandi Lockridge.

Bag of Chips Contains More Than Munchies

(7/01/03 - SPRINGFIELD, MA — See if you can figure this out: A former dot-commer working a McJob was listening to some headbangers while laying out the last of his dead presidents for some less than heart-healthy Frankenfood.

'Headbanger', 'McJob', and more are now officially words

"Too Cool to Do Drugs," the pencils proclaimed. But after repeated sharpening,
the message became "Cool to Do Drugs" and then simply "Do Drugs."

Cool to do drugs

and its animated.

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]Car fanciers’ experience mental traffic jams when viewing autos and faces simultaneously
Aficionados may not only treat their automobiles as if they are people, but it now appears that they recognize their cars with the special part of the brain that is also used to identify faces. And, when they try to identify cars and faces at the same time, they are likely to experience a kind of perceptual traffic jam.

Car fanciers

World's first brain prosthesis revealed

19:00 12 March 03

Exclusive from New Scientist Print Edition

The world's first brain prosthesis - an artificial hippocampus - is about to be tested in California. Unlike devices like cochlear implants, which merely stimulate brain activity, this silicon chip implant will perform the same processes as the damaged part of the brain it is replacing.

World's first brain prosthesis revealed