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The Man Who Mistook his Girlfriend for a Robot |
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| Topic: Technology |
1:40 pm EDT, Aug 11, 2003 |
It's the fourth day of a scientific conference in Denverfour busy February days in a huge rabbit-warren convention center with long hallways and fluorescent lighting and serious scientists giving serious PowerPoint presentations in darkened auditoriums; four days of breakthroughs and advancesnanotech to biotech, anthropology to zoology, the whole mind-spinning stew. Four days, for the assembled journalists, of making sense of it all and banging out stories on the flyand now comes word of what could be a light interlude: Keep an eye out for the guy carrying the head. Say what? The robotic human head. The press people for the American Association for the Advancement of Science, the conference's sponsor, say the demonstration's on for tomorrow morning. The Man Who Mistook his Girlfriend for a Robot |
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CNN.com - England braces for rubber duck invasion - Jul. 26, 2003 |
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5:46 pm EDT, Aug 7, 2003 |
] LONDON, England (Reuters) -- An armada of small, faded ] yellow toy ducks is expected to make landfall in Britain ] within weeks at the end of an epic 11-year voyage from ] the Pacific Ocean. ] ] They are the survivors of a consignment of 29,000 bath ] toys washed overboard from a container ship in 1992 that ] have since floated across the ocean, round the United ] States, through the Arctic and past Greenland. Viking toy ducks. CNN.com - England braces for rubber duck invasion - Jul. 26, 2003 |
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1:11 pm EDT, Aug 5, 2003 |
"Known as "sympathetic haptics" because it gives one person the ability to feel what another feels, the technology is still years away from being able to transmit the feeling of Tiger Woods's golf swing to another person, for instance." Touch technology |
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| Topic: Science |
1:02 pm EDT, Aug 5, 2003 |
"The sky isn't falling in, say scientists - it is rising. And it's our fault." Don't buy chicken littles line of crap... Top of sky is receding |
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For a long life, study medicine, not arts |
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| Topic: Arts |
12:59 pm EDT, Aug 5, 2003 |
"Arts graduates are short, sickly and destined for an early grave, according to a report published this week that could do more than all the government initiatives to boost recruitment to the sciences." I didn't know I was short and sickly... For a long life, study medicine, not arts |
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Overused, misused nano becoming pervasive prefix |
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| Topic: Technology |
5:03 pm EDT, Aug 3, 2003 |
" NEW YORK, Aug 3 (Reuters) - Even though nanotechnology is still in its infancy, the nano prefix is quickly growing into one of the most over-used and misused phrases in the English language." "Nano-tex, which is majority owned by Burlington Industries Inc. (OTC BB:BRLG.OB - News) and aims to improve textiles at the molecular level, could have you outfitted in nanopants before long." "They have already listed trademarks such as nano-care and nano-pel for their stain- and wrinkle-resistant materials." "The environmental crusaders from Greenpeace may not be sure what nanotechnology is, but they are already against it.Greenpeace has called for a moratorium on the release of nanoparticles in commercial products until studies of potential nano pollution can be completed." " Enthusiasts are referred to as nano reefers, which apparently has nothing to do with minuscule marijuana cigarettes." Overused, misused nano becoming pervasive prefix |
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Computer Made from DNA and Enzymes |
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| Topic: Technology |
4:48 pm EDT, Aug 3, 2003 |
" Israeli scientists have devised a computer that can perform 330 trillion operations per second, more than 100,000 times the speed of the fastest PC. The secret: It runs on DNA." Computer Made from DNA and Enzymes |
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Bow-Lingual dog bark translator |
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4:39 pm EDT, Aug 3, 2003 |
" A Japanese toy maker claims to have developed a gadget that translates dog barks into human language and plans to begin selling the product -- under the name Bowlingual -- in U.S. pet stores, gift shops and retail outlets this summer. " I always wanted to learn to speak dog. Bow-Lingual dog bark translator |
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