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| What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years? ... George Carlin |
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Researchers Use Lab Cultures to Create Robotic Semi-Living Artist |
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| Topic: Technology |
1:05 pm EDT, Jul 28, 2003 |
Atlanta (July 8,2003)Working from their university labs in two different corners of the world, U.S. and Australian researchers have created what they call a new class of creative beings, the semi-living artist a picture-drawing robot in Perth, Australia whose movements are controlled by the brain signals of cultured rat cells in Atlanta. And they make great pets. Researchers Use Lab Cultures to Create Robotic Semi-Living Artist |
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'V: The Second Generation' |
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12:46 am EDT, Jul 5, 2003 |
Creator Kenneth Johnson, who wrote and directed the May 1983 miniseries (and earned a Writers Guild Award nomination in the process), has been tapped by NBC to revive the franchise. In an announcement issued Monday by the network, Johnson said his new script will pick up 20 years after the original story. Original stars Jane Badler, who reigned as alien queen Diana, and Marc Singer, who fought the good fight as mere mortal Mike Donovan, "could possibly return to resume their roles," the network notes. NBC also drops the names of Faye Grant, who played hero scientist Julie Parish, and Robert Englund, who, in a pre-Freddy turn, played Willie, the Visitor defector. 'V: The Second Generation' |
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CNN.com - Man gets life in prison for spitting |
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| Topic: Society |
8:11 pm EDT, Jul 4, 2003 |
An Oklahoma man arrested on suspicion of beating his wife faced year in prison and a fine. But when he spit in an arresting officer's face, he got a life sentence instead, officials said Wednesday. John Carl Marquez, 36, was convicted of "placing bodily fluid upon a government employee," a felony that can carry a life sentence because of the possibility of transmitting a potentially deadly disease. CNN.com - Man gets life in prison for spitting |
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I'm losing patience with my neighbours, Mr Bush |
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8:03 pm EDT, Jul 4, 2003 |
"I'm really excited by George Bush's latest reason for bombing Iraq: he's running out of patience. And so am I! For some time now I've been really pissed off with Mr Johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the street. Well, him and Mr Patel, who runs the health food shop. They both give me queer looks, and I'm sure Mr Johnson is planning something nasty for me, but so far I haven't been able to discover what. I've been round to his place a few times to see what he's up to, but he's got everything well hidden. That's how devious he is..." I'm losing patience with my neighbours, Mr Bush |
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SWEARSAURUS ::: How to swear in 108 languages! |
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7:55 pm EDT, Jul 4, 2003 |
Thanks to everyone who has contributed to it, this is the largest resource of foreign languages swear words and phrases and their English translations ever compiled. Here, you will learn how to insult, swear, cuss and curse in 108 languages. SWEARSAURUS ::: How to swear in 108 languages! |
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sell and wear your dead relatives and pets |
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7:30 pm EDT, Jul 4, 2003 |
I wonder how long it will take for these things to end up on QVC. You can probably sell them to goths as "death diamonds" or new agers as "spirit stones." Who knew that you can get up to 100 diamonds out of one corpse... sell and wear your dead relatives and pets |
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Bag of Chips Contains More Than Munchies |
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6:45 pm EDT, Jul 4, 2003 |
"We were eating a few of the chips, and I was about to give some to a 3-year-old child," Campbell said. "I thought it was a little bag of seasoning inside. When I saw what it was, I called the police." A police report said the contents of the heat-sealed bag smelled like marijuana. The leafy substance and the chips were seized as evidence. The Git-N-Go store where Campbell bought the snacks has taken the rest of the Uncle Ray's chips off its shelves, said Mandi Lockridge.
Bag of Chips Contains More Than Munchies |
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'Headbanger', 'McJob', and more are now officially words |
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6:35 pm EDT, Jul 4, 2003 |
(7/01/03 - SPRINGFIELD, MA See if you can figure this out: A former dot-commer working a McJob was listening to some headbangers while laying out the last of his dead presidents for some less than heart-healthy Frankenfood.
'Headbanger', 'McJob', and more are now officially words |
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6:25 pm EDT, Jul 4, 2003 |
"Too Cool to Do Drugs," the pencils proclaimed. But after repeated sharpening, the message became "Cool to Do Drugs" and then simply "Do Drugs." Cool to do drugs |
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